Here are 100 things that annoy me, piss me off, whatever...
Thanks Hex.
1) People who are WAY left (I was going to say Democrats but that’s too generic and a cop out) 2) People who don’t take responsibility for the actions of their children 3) Not getting enough time to spend with my wife 4) Cold Sores 5) Trying to explain to children why the other bio is the way they are and that there is nothing that they can do to fix it 6) Granola Crunching Hippies 7) Female Armpit hair 8) People who don’t take responsibility for their own actions 9) People that are so in a hurry to be in front of you on the interstate that they are willing to kill you, themselves, and anyone else who may be caught up in the devastation. 10) Un ion Pacific 11) Corporate notions of profit 12) People recently “saved” 13) My old manager 14) Corporate politics 15) How infatuated people are with the new administration 16) France 17) Internet trolls 18) Local trolls 19) People who lie 20) The smell of urine 21) Dogs eating stuff off the counter 22) Bills 23) Dirt 24) The fact I don’t have enough time in the day 25) Not having any vacation time 26) Being Diabetic 27) Drama 28) Zip Ties 29) Not having enough creamer for my coffee 30) Not being able to balance the Sage National Budget 31) Not having enough time for the few friends that I have 32) My friends getting shipped off after I’ve only gotten to see them for a few days 33) Red Pencils 34) Clowns 35) Bums 36) Not being able to climb a ladder for fear of death 37) Migraines 38) Aches 39) Pains 40) ADD 41) ADHD 42) Trying to hide “Male Enhancement” commercials from children while watching G4 43) Not being able to adjust the volume with the remote like I used to 44) Dog hair 45) Dust 46) Not having my wood floor extend far enough into the living room 47) Knowing that I need to paint my house and knowing that my fat ass will never be able to do it. 48) My joke of a lawn 49) People 50) Neighbors that have a yard worse than mine 51) Never getting a thank you from people you have helped (Thanks Neighbors!) 52) Being itchy 53) Not having new shoes 54) Needing a haircut 55) Being broke 56) Bald tires 57) Odd rattles in a car 58) Blown speakers 59) Did I mention Granola Crunching Hippies? 60) Childless people telling you how to raise your kid 61) Cramped spaces 62) Full closets 63) Clutter 64) School administration 65) Many, many laws on the books 66) Homophobes 67) People that think because of who or what you are that you owe them something that they didn’t earn because of who or what they are 68) Pack Drama 69) Dirty fridges 70) Not having the house ready 71) Never being home 72) My parents 73) My Sister never calling 74) People who don’t return messages 75) Creamer that is locked up and you can’t get to it because the company would be out the god damned $.97 that it took to replace it early because some dumb ass may run off with it so you have to drink said coffee without it and it tastes like shit 76) Having to put up a false front because I’m Pagan 77) “True Believers” 78) Chain Letters 79) Commercials that are repeated at EVERY break 80) Local feed commercials that are 3 times the volume of normal commercials that scare the crap out of you 81) Knowing that I will not be rid of having to deal with it for at least another 10 years 82) Bad Credit 83) People who just dump projects on you and don’t bother following up until you’re buried beyond all belief and choose to chastise you. 84) Not being able to dye my hair because I want to keep a REAL JOB. 85) Holier than thou people 86) Not being able to do things as an ENTIRE family 87) Keeping skeletons in the closet for sake of family when I KNOW it’s wrong 88) Depression 89) Having 2 bulging disks in my back 90) Being hungry 91) Not having any cash 92) Being in a culinary BLAND town 93) Boredom 94) Not having any interest in reading books 95) Did I mention granola crunching hippies? 96) BEARS! 97) Having over 400 channels and 390 of them suck ass 98) Not having my truck. (1951 GMC) 99) Lack of motivation 100) Burber carpet
Jan. 21st, 2009 @ 11:33 am
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